I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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