grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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