we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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