Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i will never coherently bang her
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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