FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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