sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i think i have herpe
just one?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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