Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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he shaved USA in his pubs
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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