why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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