according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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