Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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