Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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