some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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