The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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