Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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