I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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