my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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