Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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