just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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