You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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