the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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