Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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