I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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