problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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