She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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