she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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