i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You may now shotgun with the bride
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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