just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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