i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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