There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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