I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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