3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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