she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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