im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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