summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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