Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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