I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I want a musical about memes.
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