i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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