New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
