I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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