also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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