I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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