i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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