i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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