She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
