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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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