Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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