"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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