so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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