I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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