Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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