i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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