i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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