she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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