i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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