YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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